program child attempts to send venting email to gf, fails horribly

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[you know those days when you're so mad that you slap things into the email address bar without really looking at what you're writing and fail to notice when it autocorrects into another random address entirely

yeah, this is one of those days]

Ok that's it, I'm done, I'm finished. It's enough! First he never actually bothers to get out of bed on time even when I set like three different alarms this morning--and who does he blame when he ends up an hour late to class today?

And then he's got the nerve to go out instead of doing his homework first and then blame me when he forgets to do that too--it's like he doesn't even read my memos at all! Why do I even bother? I promise I'll stop nagging him and let him sort things by himself for once and this is what happens! But oh, no, throw a tantrum and ditch me in your room, that'll really win this argument. He's lucky I can't log out of here by myself!

Is this what happens when puberty hits or something? I'm not ready for this! It's too early!! How do parents do this all the time???

Comments

[noctiphile]

I believe people have legs and hands to avoid situations like closed doors. Who is this?

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Huh? What are you talking about? Of course I have legs and hands but that isn't exactly the

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Wait, you aren't Roll?

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[oh my gOD--]

Oh no, I'm really sorry! I thought this was a friend but--wow I guess it isn't, look at that! This is really embarrassing...

Uh, I guess now you know a lot more than you've ever needed to know about me but. That's okay! Just...between you and me, right? Or we can just pretend this never happened, that would be ok too. If it would be ok with you?

[noctiphile]

You still haven't told me your name.

But I can forget this incident provided you tell me who in their right mind names their child ROLL. A verb is not a proper name. Their parents must have been miserable sods.

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Oh yeah, sorry about that. My name's Megaman! What's y

[--wait what is happening

excuse u are you insulting his gf

eXCUSE]

Hey, wait a minute, it's not like Roll got to choose her name--and besides, it seems just fine to me! Why can't a name be a verb? Maybe her programmer just

Liked rolling things a lot

Ok no I don't know but the point is you shouldn't make fun of people's names just because they're weird! That wasn't a very nice thing to say at all :(